Florida Historical Society Charlton Tebeau Award
With an eye for the illogical and a flair for the irreverent, journalist Mark Lane aims his sharp wit at one of the most intriguing duties of the Florida legislature—signing state symbols into law. In Roaring Reptiles, Bountiful Citrus, and Neon Pies, he spotlights nineteen things that have been proposed and/or appointed to officially define Florida.
Lane guides readers through the often-comic historical events that led to the selection of Florida’s official fruit, tree, gem, bird, song, and other items ranging from the well known to the obscure, packing in personal stories and laugh-out-loud moments along the way. Did you know the state slogan was almost “the alligator state”? Or that a mailbox in the shape of the state marine mammal can tell you a lot about a person? Readers will also discover that the bill proposing the state soil caused a crisis in the Senate and that the state play—written in the peculiar genre of symphonic outdoor drama—puts a heroic spin on the grisly European conquest of St. Augustine.
“Full of the kind of unnecessary commentary that might cause trouble,” as Lane describes it, this book is also written with affection toward the wide diversity of lives and experiences that make up the state he calls home. He shows that deciding the things that represent us at any given moment is far trickier than it appears. Especially in Florida, a state aptly symbolized by “a lot of contradictions baked into a Key lime pie.”
Contents
Helpful Letter to School Librarians ix
Preface xi
Key Lime Pie
Pie Wedge or Candy-Colored Wedge Issue? 2
Slogan
Welcome to the Sunshine—Not the Alligator—State 14
Reptile
The Fiercest State Symbol in the Whole Swamp 19
Fruit
The Whole Orange Gets Its Due 25
Fossil
Pain in My Eocene Heart 32
Marine Mammal
Welcome to the Land of the Manatee Mailboxes 36
Soil
Myakka Fine Sand, and a Fine Sand It Is 43
Florida Day
Ponce de Leon Schlepped Here! 47
Holidays
Lost Holidays of the Lost Cause Linger 52
State Day
Florida Statehood Day Oration 57
Play
Men in Tights with Cross and Sword 64
Song
Florida’s Official Ol’ Plantation Song 70
Tree
In Praise of the State Treelike Plant 78
Sport
The Official State Sport Stalled in the Pits 83
Litter Control Symbol
The Short, Happy Life of Glenn Glitter 88
Bird
The Mockingbird Will Not Be Mocked, Tree Huggers! 92
Motto
In God We Trust (All Others Pay Cash) 98
Seal
Not a Great Seal, but Not for Lack of Trying 105
Gem
The Talisman of the Ancient Engineers 110
Afterword 117
Acknowledgments 119
Notes 121
Selected Bibliography 131